cpmcampaigns
internet-native creative. distributed across our network. priced per thousand views.
Our network
the engine behind internet attention.
780 million followers. About 780 million aggregate across owned and partner pages. Not unique reach.
followers
~780M aggregate across owned + partner pages. Not unique reach.
~60M owned, the rest partnered. 60–70% USA. how the network is split
What we do
we place brands directly inside the internet’s daily scroll.
We don’t chase trends — we create them. BrainCandy is a next-generation marketing and distribution company. We help brands scale through content that earns attention.
Work
The posts are native and disclosed. Entertaining is the job. Pretending an audience cannot tell is not.
Ventures
traditional VCs deploy capital. we deploy attention.
internet-native creative. distributed across our network. priced per thousand views.
braincandy ventures. selective. our distribution in exchange for equity.
john’s app
we trust this with our own money.
steppa is our co-founder john’s own app. we trust the same creative and distribution playbook with our own marketing money.

steppa
Two markets
velocity over polish.
Unknown products, in front of people this month. The product is in the feed before a competitor finishes the launch deck.
always-on cultural presence.
Stay inside the conversation. Campaigns that live where culture already scrolls, and come back often enough to be remembered.
Scale
An aggregate across owned and partner pages. Not a count of unique people, and not a promise of views.
Proof
“Working with BrainCandy has been nothing but smooth, their creatives and content makes everything feel organic. Looking for many more months of distribution 🙌🔥”
Robby MierSocial Gaming Room“BrainCandy took Cal AI even more viral through their page network and drove explosive impressions that actually converted. If you want to dominate the timeline, work with them.”
Blake AndersonCo-Founder of Cal AI (acquired) & 10x





Founders

Founder
built multiple 7-figure consumer brands using internet-native distribution and meme marketing
has worked with some of the largest and most respected companies in the world
focus — turning attention into scale

Co-Founder
scaled instagram networks from 0 to 60M+ followers
creator of @Wasted (20M+ followers)
driving over 3B views across pages in-house
focus — building and operating distribution at scale
operators, not marketers
the founders